in french: je jete un coup de oeil
"with the Soul in the Heavens
and with the Cock in the Asshole"
The expression is depicting our dual nature. When one wants to have both of the 2 worlds... or something. Usually the expression is preceded by the phrase: "you cannot be / it's not possible to be"
1. Life is shit! 2. Come on, is not that bad...
3. Pf! 4. Life is nice Bro! 5. It's shit, I tell you! Don't you see what is happening around you? 6.???
7. Well yeah, that's it, you are space cookie! Can't you see the Americans coming? All you do is think of fish eggs and worms. You don't realize what they are up to ?!? 8. A... Coca -Cola? 9. Cola, Fanta, Sprite, they have the nerve to invade any country they like, and nobody is saying a thing. They have the guns, others are not allowed to, so they are the big sherifs!
10. They will suffocate us all with fast-food and happy-end movies. 11. Au! wtf man, you hurt me. 12. Sorry bro, I didn't realise... 13. Wath is it with you? 14. My girlfriend left me... 15. Oh..
1. How much for this lamp?
2. Oh! you have good taste,
it's a limited edition model.
With discount, only 2000 Euro.
3. Can I borrow from you?
I forgot my credit card at home.
1. Poor Luana, i was browsing trugh her albums...
Did you recive the invite to the funeral?
2. Yup, but i marked maybe,
my webcame is kaput and on the net
you find only drivers for the new ones.
Fucking new tehnology..
3....How many friend you have left?
4. Not many...
WE HAVE THE MOUST
1. Romania is te country of sluts with soul!
3. No, it's not!
5. You need to have money
and to love them!
And so, i fucked a horse in the pussy...
(something like: and so i screwd up,
or just an absurd situation)
2 Criminal Pussyes
I piss on you! / I kill you!
2 Criminal Cocks
I fuck you in the mouth! / I fuck you in the ass
1. - Salut om! Ciffaci? / - Eh, sti, sunt bine, you?
2. - Excellent! i piss on this crisis thing.
I'm doing something for somme advertising shit, is misto.
- Wicked! I'm shooting some photos for a moda thing. Its bine.
3. - Cool om! Life is beautiful! / - Yeah om,
did you saw all this girls tonight? It's spring!
4. - E tare, om! / - E cool!
Intalnire lejer-mondena intre doi amici
in clubul de nisa local in voga
The Atack of the Women with Flowers
in cinemas from 8 of march
(8 of march is celebrated in Romania
as the International Woman's Day or Mother's Day)
- we have no Father's Day -
- my father told me when i was little
that Father's Day is Everyday -
- cand eram mic, l-am intrebat pe tata cand e Ziua Tatalui.
Mi-a raspuns ca Ziua Tatalui e in fiecare zi -
1. Listen dad, i don't know how to stop picking my nose
2. Dear, it's impossible. In the end it is human to do so.
You don't se a horse picking his nose, now do you?
Why do think girls are intangible at the balcony
and your fear of the bad boys keeps you away
from reaching them...
what was your relationship with your mother?
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